Monday, 1 June 2009

ANOTHER DAY IN PARADISE.

Tsk, how bleedin annoying! After spending yesterday evening ironing clothes for three nights and four days, I travel for nearly three hours only to find my schedule has changed........urghhhhh. Oh well, at least I get to spend more evenings with the man as he has three days off..... yesssssss!

Today is the hottest day of the year so far and I'm working, sigh... Oh well. Tonight I decided to go for a walk after I checked into my hotel room.
Bliss, the sun was shining, birds singing and I watched narrowboats go along the river. Let's not also forget the crumpet that was out with their girl friends, boy friends or whatever :-p
The sun does tend to bring out the Gods don't you think???

After my walk, I decided to go to my favourite deli and get a lovely take out salad of poached salmon and a green salad with roasted red peppers. Ok, a couple of beers to wash it down with too ;-)

There was a new girl in the deli, not my ususal jolly server. Let me tell ya people, she had teeth like Ned the talking horse and could have eaten a toffee apple through a tennis racket, OMFG I couldn't take my eyes off those tomb stones!

All I could think of was the damage she'd do if she went down an ya.... Thank the Lord I'm a gay man.

Oh well, off to eat my insalata and drink my cerveza!

Good evening to you all....... PP xxxx

20 comments:

Angie said...

Your take-out salad sounds nice. Balsamic dressing with that sir?

You do ave a lovely turn of phrase! Was Tombstone Lil a temp? She sounds grim enough to turn the milk .

Love, Angie, xx

Woody said...

That lovely lady you described sounds like someone I met on a Med Cruise back in the 60's in the Navy!! Is her name Hortense???
LOL,LOL!!!
Enjoy the Heat, you could be here freezing yer hangy downs off!!!LOL!!!

Missie said...

The salad sounds really good. I hate not being able to eat greens right now!

I'm still laughing at the big white tombstones! LOL

Have a good week!

D said...

I had to laugh about your comments over the server's teeth. My word! I probably would've slipped and called her National Velvet!

Marie said...

You do make me giggle Gary! I lost your address. COuld I pretty please have it again? XXOO
MAJ

LYN said...

DOES THE SUN MAKE YOU HORNY?? THIS POST IS FULL OF INUENDOS...;-)

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Indigo said...

Some days you leave the strangest images imprinted on my mind...Love ya! Indigo

Yasmin said...

Your server sounds lovely...lol...did she neigh and swish her tail....next time take a couple of sugar cubes.

See ya

Yasmin
xx

marti said...

I sure do love you!
Marti

emikk said...

very descriptive, as usual!

Sheria said...

I love the sunshine; it can turn my disposition from blue to sunny.

FrankandMary said...

My bf just poured me another glass of wine & perhaps he should not have since I at first thought you were saying you ironed clothes for 3 nights & 4 days(long).
OMG on the teeth. Whinny.
~Mary

Franglaise said...

hello gaz, long time no speako, have just been writing my blog and thought I'd read yours. Phil, repeat himself, never!
When are you coming over then? On terrace with a glass of rose (so far so good) listening to rats scurrying below (not so good)
xxx

Franglaise said...

hello gaz, long time no speako, have just been writing my blog and thought I'd read yours. Phil, repeat himself, never!
When are you coming over then? On terrace with a glass of rose (so far so good) listening to rats scurrying below (not so good)
xxx

Franglaise said...

why did that post twice...am not drunk but typing in the dark!
xxx

Christopher M said...

OH BLOODY HELL!

That would of been one GEE GOLLY BJ from hell LOLLLLLLLLL

Gotta you brits, its always been a saying that brits have the most messed up teeth in the world, I guess reading that confirmed it LOLLL!

Yep, makes me glad I am GAY too LOL

--- Christopher

http://life-accordingtochristopher.blogspot.com/

Jayne aka Londonpussycat said...

Glad to hear that the sun was shining...... the weather here has been a bit of a mixedbag.... overcast looked like rain and now the sun is out and its lovely.
Food sounded great... made me feel hungry :o).

Take care
hugs Jayne x

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